A Terrible Catepillar Story that happened at School Today

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Well, today, my science teacher found this freakishily weird cattepillar or however it is spelled, and it was white and fuzzy, and had for little brown spikes on his head. So, I go outside for recess, and I'm walking around, and there is this little white cattepillar with four little brown horns on the fence! So, I pick up a leaf, and I'm gonna take it to my teacher, right? Ya, well, I pick it, this guy walkes up to me, and he smacks it out of my hand! So, I pick it back up, he smacks it out again, and this goes on for about five minutes. Then, he picks it up, rips all the fuzz off it, and then rips it in half!!!!! So I'm like, "Hey! What did it ever do to you? Jerkface!" and I smack him, then I say, "I'm gonna get its dead body and shove up your nose, JERKWAD! And I MEAN IT!!!!" so, he is running off, so I trip him. And then I chase after him for the rest of recess.